Conspiracy Scramble

 

October 8

David, dude, you do realise that Biden is actually Trump in disguise, and Trump really is the president, that covid is a hoax perpetrated by the democrats to make Trump look bad, Trump came up with the vaccine but the vaccine has been spiked with microchips so that Bill Gates will be able to track you down wherever you are, and it gives you covid anyway, so if you take it you'll have capitulated to the libs instead of OWNING them, so it's better to take horse de-wormer and malaria medications and inject bleach, because “they” are lying about how many people are dying of covid, and about masks, which actually constitute child abuse anyway. The forest fires were caused by Jewish space lasers and the illuminati secretly run the world from the basement of a pizza shop, where you will find hundreds of dead and living children, with their blood sucked by Hillary, piled in a huge evil network of slimy tunnels that extend to China and Venezuela, and Faucci wants to take your guns and bibles and you know that it was all BLM and Antifa pretending to be a mob of proud boys and other white supremacists on January 6, which was just a normal visiting day anyway and not a riot, it's all fake news, and anyway, Hunter Biden's laptop had all the dirt on his evil plans and it's in a safe place inside Rudy Giuliani's house, to keep it out of the hands of the lizard people,

Does this sound a bit far fetched? No? Good, because it's all true, every word of it. Stop the swamp! Stop the up! Lock her count! Drain the wall! Build the Pence! Do Nald Trump! USA! USA! Hang Mike Steal!



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Former Reluctant doctor, Paramedic. (1992–2014)Jun 6
What is a typical day of a liberal like?

1000: “Woke” up, make kale smoothies for the kids.

1015: Take them to the hospital and force them to have gender reassignment surgery (if they've healed from the previous time).

1030: After 9 whole months, my wife gives birth to a beautiful, healthy baby girl, I immediately insist she abort the child.

1045: Chilled glass of baby blood on Epstein island with Hillary, Bill Gates and George Soros.

1100 Collect kids from gender reassignment surgery in time to take them to the drag show.

1115: Rioting with my friends from BLM and Antifa.

1200: Diversity, inclusiveness and gender studies class.

1215: LGBTQIABCDXZX+ equality class.

1230: Defecate in kitty litter box in Gender Neutral toilet all the kids at school are forced to use once their forced gender reassignment has been completed.

1245: Take the kids to class to learn Gay Wokeness.

1300: Smoke crack with Hunter Biden.

1500: Anti gun protest.

1515: Evict homeless veterans from all my rental properties to make room for illegal immigrants to sell drugs from.

1600: Change my pronouns.

1700: Dinner- kale and baby blood shake washed down with bud light.

1730: Put Prius away.

1800: Bed.


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